All the wine...

The redundantly apathetic pinings of a drummer who smokes a lot of Old Toby and loves everything that hyper-masculine males don't, but is still the world's most chauvinistic feminist.

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sirenknights:

Space, guys… SPACE!!!!

Holy Moses

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Shit yeaaaaaa

Shit yeaaaaaa

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The clerk was asking for a bribe, but this was lost on Michael.

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popculturebrain:

Louis CK covers the new GQ

"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”

popculturebrain:

Louis CK covers the new GQ

"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”

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